Fikenvinos
fikenvinos is a premium quality norwegian wine.
deemed by most vine-makers to be of too high quality for m-ss production, henceforth fikenvinos is only made in a remote valley somewhere along the west coast of norway.
the creator of this sublime concoction is only talked about in hush whispers, rumored to be a mother of 3 and the owner of a farm, but n-body knows for certain.
because of fikenvinos’ superb reputation, and rarity it has now become a word used for describing a really stellar wine. of course no wine can even come close to being as great as fikenvinos, but it’s still a nice gesture.
use 1: i demand more fikenvinos this instant!
use 2: hi jon arne, have you tasted this vine? it’s almost like fikenvinos!
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