fikin


slang for freaking used alot by my cat kameko
12am christmas night an asian santa clause pops out of the chimney…
baby kitty comes out with a smirk “hey santa… i have a lil sumthin sumthin for you”
santa replied “so do i”
baby kitty cringes up her nose and snaped ” you gave me a fikin water gun! i asked for a flame thrower or a machine gun but no a fikin water gun!”
by this time the asian santa clause was like ah sh-t!
and baby kitty screams ” i show you a fikin watah gun!”

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