filching
to penetrate one’s r-ct-m with the p-n-s , -j-c-l-t-ng into the r-ct-m, and then sucking the seminal fluids out along with perhaps other juices and fecal delights that might already be present.
justin gonka loved to filch his dog, and get a tasty treat at the end.
this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the r-ct-m to let it crawl around until it dies.
tim gave gabe filching as his suprise birthday present.
this i an x file, mulder and scully do this
“lets go and filtch mulder” said scully , got any straws? lets go ask. your alien needs a good filching!
from the age of s-xually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve s-xual pleasure.
p-ss time of townies
wat f-ck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya b-st-rd!
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