File Transfer
a s-xual act for 2 h-m-s-xual men.
pre-requisite: one of the men must have a long scr-t-m. this will be guy #1.
guy #1 squats above guy #2 facing his feet, both men completely naked. guy #2 wraps guy #1’s scrotal sack around guy #2’s erect p-n-s, holding it in place with a free hand. guy #1 defecates on guy #2’s stomach, as guy #2 simultaneously urinates upward and into the mouth of guy #1, who begins to “catch” and drink guy #2’s urine stream. during this process, guy #2 may also place his hand on/within the fecal matter acc-mulating on his stomach.
guy #1: “initiating file transfer.”
guy#2: “uhhnnngghh…”
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