Filipino Sunburn
while getting a handjob, the girl grabs the p-n-s jerking both ways. the result: a deep red “sunburn”!!
dan: ohh, my d-ck still hurts from last night.
frank: dang, what’d she do to you??
dan: she gave me a filipino sunburn
frank: ouch dude.
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