Filter failure
utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
client: “i want to know why i keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with… is it that i am cursed?
tarot reader: “let´s see. cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. now, choose a card”
client: “oh no! the devil card! see? i am cursed!
tarot reader: “no darling, in this case the devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts.”
suit 1: “man, i can´t catch up with my tweeter account… information overload.”
suit 2: “not at all. it´s not info overload. it is filter failure!”
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