Filter fucked
1. when one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact f-cked. persistent states of filter f-cked can result in keith richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.
2. when you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. when the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
1. i got so filter f-cked last night i woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.
2. filter f-ck me! gimme another cigarette…
3. sorry babe, didn’t mean to say that taylor swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter’s f-cked.
not properly fitting in the filter into the coffee maker so that grains of coffee escape into the coffee pot and inevitably into your cup.
christian: hey bro i made some coffee.
jon: ahh sh-t, the filter is all messed up.
jon: bro, you just filter f-cked the coffee!
when you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.
donny: can i b-m a stogey dude?
danny: sure…
donny: (drunkenly takes dannys lucky stoge and lights it) awww what the f-ck man i lit the wrong end!
danny: ha you got filter f-cked, that’s what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!
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