filthmare
at least 17 times worse than a regular nightmare, a filthmare contains s-xual content so horrific and disturbing that you probably will never tell another soul about it.
dude, i had the most disgusting filthmare last night, i dreamed was in the bathroom masturbating the dog with a plunger up my r-ct-m, all of a sudden my grandma walked in, instead of yelling, she dropped her apr-n and started fisting herself. it was the most disturbing filthmare i’ve ever had.
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