Filthy Broom


a vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
there was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. that broom was just filthy, pure filthy.

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