Filthy Crayola
filthy crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)
v.
1). the act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered p-n-s…often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
jane was such a sk-nk. she wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad…so i rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. as a punishment, i ran my ‘filthy crayola’ across her pretty face.
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