Filthy Jessica
when you c-nt punt a girl into a pile of manure then she inhales deeply through her nose while you place your scr-t-m on her nostrils. her inhalation creates a suction effect, and as you pull away, your sack resembles a piece of hairy taffy. you perform this second part while fisting her and punching her in the cervix.
“have you seen my mom?”
“i took her to the petting zoo and gave her the filthy jessica.”
“is she ok?”
“she’s stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied.”
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