Filthy Maitland


introducing an irn-bru bottle up a lady’s poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the -n-s to remove the lid through the recto-v-g-n-l wall. the liquid is then consumed direct as it gushes from the lady c-n-l.
“i had just come back from a highland-flinging marathon and me l-ssie was demandng a wee bit of me caber. i was so thirsty i whipped out an irn-bru and gave her the old filthy maitland.”

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