filthy munchausen
this one’s for the ladies!
hide a bottle, d-ld-, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. then initiate s-xytime with your man. you’lloyd need to ride his d-ck in reverse cowgirl position. then, right as he’said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you’ll “casey anthony” the kid after it’s out! when he starts to say “what the f-ck???”, rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his -ss an pull it out like you’really starting a chainsaw! hilarity ensues!
my girl gave me the filthy munchausen last week… i haven’t had a proper sh-t in days.
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