Filthy Pele
the act of rolling your sh-t into a ball and spooging on said sh-t resembling a soccer ball. then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.
i gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. i then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!
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