filthy tuba
the act of removing a living being’s intestines from their body and subsequently tying of either end while filling it with air to mimic a long balloon. the balloon is then bent and twisted into a balloon animal. sometimes, instead of an animal, a tuba is tied, hence the term “filthy tuba” is derived. these balloons are commonly distributed by juggalos at county fairs in southern minnesota, targeting a market of children between the ages of the and twelve years, preferably family members of the initial victim. for best results, pop the balloon shortly after distribution to invoke the most delicious and savory shock and sorrow within the child.
“hey, did you see that clown at the fair the other day handing out free balloon animals?”
“those weren’t balloons, they were filthy tubas!”
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