Finagle My Bagel


when a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your c-ck while blowing you.
jeremy went home with dorothy after synagogue. dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for jeremy. upon completion he demanded, “finagle my bagel!”

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