Final Exit TV Network
a tv network where series that have “jumped the shark” go to die. the network offers -ssisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show’s head, and helium tanks are turned on.
“man, i can’t believe firefly got sent to final exit tv network.”
“hey, dude, it was better that way. no suffering. now when they gonna do er?”
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