finan
to swing into climactic end-of-times -rg-sms when a minor weather event occurs, including but not limited to panicking a community with portents of floods, avalanches, and tsunamis when 2 drops of water hit the earth. attributed to weatherman mark finan of kcra news of sacramento, california.
my mom went finan and left 7 messages on my machine when she heard it was raining downtown.
derives from the old norse word fijnan which roughly translated means: “fiddled by midget clowns”
1. a love child between bryan cowan and bob dylan.
2. a vending machine of immense information most of which is inaccurate
3. a festering lump brought on by the incorrect application of post-circ-mcision penile cream.
4. when a silver back gorilla picks up a b-ss guitar
“man 1: argh! i just cut off my p-n-s because i was told it would bring me great riches!
man 2: oh! somebody must have told you a finan!”
while at the circus, a group of finan usually make balloon animals and scare small children.
whats that terrible noise? sounds like iv been rodgered by a finan
a girl who has blonde hair and is extremely pretty…
britney spears can be considered a finan.
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