Financial A.I.D.S.
when somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, “disappear,” or is spent on useless items such as a “margaritaville margarita machine” that person is said to have financial a.i.d.s.; the opposite of a jew.
guy 1: “dude, why’s your dad so depressed?”
guy 2: “he invested $500,000 in sbarro’s pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning.”
guy 1: “sounds like someone has financial a.i.d.s.”
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