financial balls


denoting the volunerability of a man’s financial worth, especially at the expense of the wrong woman. financial b-lls is a man’s strength when it come’s to (credit rating, financial status, material equity, and yearly income.)
a person’s financial b-lls can be severed or impaired due to child support, divorce, alimony, or getting with the wrong person that can contribute to you ruining your financial rating.
randy had a nice house, 6 cars, and a 999 credit score before he married joyce. after the divorce, joyce and her divorce attorney hit randy in his financial b-lls by claiming the house, 5 of his cars, and making him pay for his kids that he had with her, plus two more that she had from a previous relationship.

micheal jordan lost half of a t-st-cl- as a result of his divorce.

mike tyson, the boxer, is yet to recover after a devestating blow to his financial b-lls as a result of child support and two divorces.

“men…protect your financial b-lls!!!”

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