Financial Incontinence
1. a propensity to p-ss money away
2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control
3. unable to retain or manage ones finances
4. financial incontinence is the primary symptom of pecuniary tract disorder (ptd)
q: why am i always broke?
a: because you’re financially incontinent.
americas is 14 trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence
in-con-ti-nence, noun (l. incontinentia)
a condition that results in the p-ssing away of money; p-ss away money.
i’d be rich if it wasn’t for my financial incontinence.
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