find the ninja turtle
the act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (leonardo, donatello, raphael, or michelangelo), and placing it in either the -n-l or v-g-n-l cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.
friend 1: what were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
friend 2: i think they were looking for the supplies to play “find the ninja turtle.”
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