find the remote
an annoying game people have to play when they want to change the channel on their tv but can’t find the remote control.
the game usually involves looking between couch cushions and under the couch. the game can become especially annoying when the remote gets inexplicably wrapped up in a blanket and you have to unravel the whole blanket in order to find it.
person 1: “it;s eight o’clock, can you change the channel to ‘big bang theory’?”
person 2: “hold on, i gotta play ‘find the remote'”.
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