Finding a Doorknob in the Dark
due to the sheer size of elephants, finding a doorkn-b in the dark refers to how they mate. they mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
did you see those elephants? it looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
yea, like finding a doorkn-b in the dark.
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