Finding Chuck Norris
you cannot find chuck norris, but you may aswell try.
step 1: go onto google.com
step 2: type ‘find chuck norris’
step 3: click on the ‘i’m feeling lucky’ b-tton.
step 4: run.
finding chuck norris is the cause of a series of health problems.
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