Findochty


a small, quaint fishing village on the north-east coast of scotland. situated a few miles east of buckie, findochty was once a bustling fishing village, housing over 50 boats in its harbour in the late 19th century. the industry then moved to the larger harbour of buckie and now the harbour houses a number of small pleasure craft. it is much photographed for its multicoloured fishing houses backing on to the small and picturesque harbour. findochty is a particularly insular village and it is often joked that you need a p-ssport to get in.
“are you from findochty?”
“no”
“are you sure… ?”
“no, i’m from finechty…”
“ah”
“aye”

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