fingature
the act of using your finger instead of a pen to sign for a credit card transaction on a device like an ipad.
this guy comes into my shop, and instead of using his finger to sign for his purchase, the idiot whips out a sharpie and signs the ipad! now it’s all f-cking stained and sh-t! so i now hide all pens and tell people i need their fingature.
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