finger blasted


referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. another term for fingered.
jason (to a friend): i just finger blasted this b-tch in the stairwell!
act of fornicating with finger
nilla got finger blasted in the back of richs jeep chreokee by steven
to pump your fingers in and out of a v-g-n- and/or -ss hole. usually drawing blood and urin during female -j-c-l-t–n.
“did you f-ck her”? “no. she just got finger-blasted”

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