finger comb
to skillfully arouse the female form.
imma finger comb the sh-t out of this b-tch!
a subst-tute for an actual hair comb or brush that you do not have.
you: dang, i left my hair brush in my other purse.
concerned friend: i have one, do you wanna borrow mine?
you: no thanks, you may have lice, i’ll just finger comb my hair.
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