finger fucking your phone
when a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. this also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
ex: “are we going to have s-x, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger f-cking your phone?”
ex: “i thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger f-cking her phone the whole time”
ex: “i thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger f-cked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me.”
ex: “you are finger f-cking your phone so hard it is going to c-m”
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