Finger Knitting
when your gf or bf plays with your p-b-s or your happy trail, matting your pubic hair into a m-ss of hairyness or some kind of jumper.
last night my girlfriend was finger knitting my p-b-s into a scarfe to keep my d-ck warm!!
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