finger muffin top
finger m-ffin top is defined as the acc-mulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person’s too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. tell tale warning signs that you have finger m-ffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger m-ffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.the cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
judy, the 300 lb. c-cktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. when she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger m-ffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
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