finger popping your asshole
take you’re sweet time doing something.
*knocks on bathroom door*
him: baby, quit finger popping your -sshole! we are going to be late!
me: …just getting out of the shower…not at all ready.
buy the domain for your art site
Read Also:
- favaloro
when you took your pants in your boot and live your life for attention off of social media because you’re a douche bag my wife left me because i’m a favaloro and she didn’t want to be -ssociated with a douche canoe buy the domain for your foodie site
- spagoodle
im really depressed dood wow, im feeling really spagoodled today man. buy the domain for your cat vlog
- robenstein
a traditional last name, derived from the latin root “rob”, which usually means a male at or above the 300 pound mark. robensteins are often very hairy, and are the most successful in competing for s-xual gains. other attributes include being a snake, a snowflake, and usually h-m-s-xual. wow, mr. robenstein is so large and […]
- carbon load
a solid dose of carbon typically used for injecting small metal flakes in to the males urethra. once injected, the male will continue to p-ss out the metal flakes. the man will experience an alarming amount of blood and discomfort. this is necessary. once the agonizing pain stops, he recites 2 verses of the book […]
- taco bell piss nachos
the sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a taco bell employee who p-ssed on nachos. #14 *g-y voice* “number 14 taco bell p-ss nachos…” buy the domain for your cat vlog