Finger Tanning


the act of instantly tanning one’s finger by swiftly inserting a finger into someone else’s -sshole, followed by an equally swift removal. to expedite the process, use the -sshole of the “someone” right next to you, in any situation.
robert: hi earl! every time i go tanning, my fingers never get tan. what can i do about this?

earl: well robert, my good friend clive once told me about “instant finger tanning.”

robert: hmm, sounds interesting. how can i do that?

earl: by sticking your fingers all the way up my -ss robert! that’s how!

robert: wow! that sounds easy!

earl: easier than dingleberry pie robert. easier than dingleberry pie.

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