Finger Turtle


when wiping your -ss your finger accidently breaks through the single ply chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own sh-t and possibly -sshole
“oh my god, i just shook hands with that representative from the chinese education department after i accidently did a finger turtle in the bathroom.”

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