fingerbucket
in less modern asian homes, the toilets are unable to flush toilet paper, so they cannot use toilet paper. that is when the fingerbucket comes in. the fingerbucket is a bucket located in the bathroom, that is filled with water. after the person sh-ts, they dip their finger into the fingerbucket, and use it to clean their -ssholes. its a really gross process, and no one really likes doing it. except maybe gay people.
american: “hey, wheres the toilet paper?”
asian: “we don’t use toilet paper, use the fingerbucket.”
american: “oh f-ck.”
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