Fingernail Lottery
risky game of chance, typically played by the lower cl-sses or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.
guy 1: “last night, mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course.”
guy 2: “wow, she is so hot. how did it go?”
guy 1: “pretty well until it became abundantly clear that i play the fingernail lottery every week.”
“such was my urgent need, i locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. only then did i note the dire lack of toilet tissue. my heart sank in the sad knowledge that i would have to play the fingernail lottery.”
hard times, charles d-ckens
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