finkle dinking
to take home one of the opposite s-x, only to find out he/she is a transvest-te, and proceeding to engage in s-xual intercourse with him/her.
john totally got caught finkle d-nking last night! he took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being al, and he banged him anyway.
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