Finnick
uberly s-xy district 4 dude from the hunger games with a trident and likes sugar cubes. doesn’t like wearing clothes, but it’s okay because he’s hot and he’s the best gabriel ever.
man, i wish i was finnick because of his good looks, hot body, and all his women.
finnick’s like my idol, ’cause he gets frosting wasted and still looks hot.
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