Finnigan Fag
h-m-s-xual with fair skin. in order to be a finnigan f-g, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. finnigan f-gs also enjoy watching trading sp-ces and christopher lowell.
phil dear is such a finnigan f-g, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and i also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.
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