Finnish suicide
1. when a person is suicidal, but not brave enough to hold a gun to their head, and so decides too wear all dark clothing and walk along the shoulder on a busy road when it’s dark out. bonus stupidity points awarded if it is also snowing and/or raining.
2. those persons who are under the impression that they are ninjas and do the above mentioned nighttime road walking in dark cloths. you are not a ninja. you can be killed.
i just about had a heart attack! i hate finnish suicides! at least wear a white hoody or something!
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