FiO
a young new york rap artist
-wow! bro this song “wish you knew” is amazing.
-who is this?
-fio
the acronym for “figure it out”
when somebody (aka a pledge) keeps asking you stupid questions about a relatively minor task, you just tell them to “fio”
the definition for f.i.o. is fart it off. first known use in 1963 in colorado. when a situation emerges over which you have little reasonable control just fart it off.
when my boss decided to chew my b-tt today for no good reason i decided to just f.i.o. and do my job.
acronym for the phrase “figure it out”.
john- “what are you doing tonight?”
jane- “not sure yet, but i need to fio.”
text and im speak for “figure it out”.
chelsea: “omg!!! how do you make the car go vrooom!!??”
zoe: ” wow chelsea, f.i.o why don’t ya!!”
“fap it out”
the pivotal part of any decision making process, in which you must m-st-rb-t- to flush your body of all s-xual influences, in order to clear your head and think critically about something. to be used specifically before calling ex girlfriends.
example 1:
person a: “dude, i’ve been thinking about calling my ex girlfriend and trying to get her back”
person b: “i don’t know what to say man. just fio and see how you feel”
(one fap later:)
person a: “yeah man i fio’d and thought about it, i’m soooo glad i didn’t call her.”
person b: “good thing you made sure to fio before you did something stupid”
what elusivebooger can walk to, but can’t have, yet…. >:) (supa high speed internet)
i want fios and only keller gets it!!!!
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