FIQS
also known as “f-cked intelligence quotient syndrome” or “f-cked up iq syndrome”.
it’s the pseudo-terminal disease that can be gotten by hanging around a mostly sociopath person whose iq is lower than forrest gump’s. most notable symptoms include average-to-horrible taste of music, interestingly unexciting comments and/or small talk topics, complete unawareness of the sudden drop in your own iq (which makes you socially annoying, mostly around people with brains), etc. the only cure is self-awareness of the disease before it officially turns into air (acquaintance-induced r-t-rdation).
dude #1: “my friend john gave me the fiqs in middle school, but i managed to see reason before i got the air. i had to start making friends with actual human beings!”
dude #2: “sh-t, man, that’s terrible…”
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