fire boat salute


while lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. this mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. this is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
i was bored the other day, so i gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.

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