fire breathing dragon
immmediately following -j-c-l-t–n during oral s-x, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the -j-c-l-t- to be expelled through the nasal p-ssage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)
“hey sean. what’s that mess on the wall?” “oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch.”
when you suck a guys d-ck right after chugging a bottle of hot sauce.
jason: f-ck, that crazy b-tch cayla gave me a fire breathing dragon sat-rday night and my d-ck is still burning.
a fire breathing dragon is if when receiving oral s-x, at the point of -rg-sm, the man grabs the back of the person’s head and jams it down causing the person to choke, and hopefully, the s-m-n will make it’s way up the nasal p-ssage and out of the person’s nose. this is a fire breathing dragon.
i accidentally gave my significant other a fire breathing dragon when she started gagging on my load, and it came out of her nose! it was hot.
a s-xual act in which the male reverse drags his t-st-cl-s across a male or females face while p-ssing gas.
derived from the traditional act of wanting to take your t-st-cl-s and “drag on” someone. you simply add the fire breathing element (your flatchulent.) and you have yourself a fire breathing dragon.
last night at that party. after you p-ssed out i gave you a fire breathing dragon in front of everyone in the kitchen.
a dude is getting some hummer action from a chick, and he decides to blow his load into her mouth without her knowing when. when he shoots his seed into her mouth and down her throat he also gives her a swift punch to the neck. this swift punch causes her to cough/gag on the j-zzbomb, the cough/gag in turn forces the c-mbubble up her nasal pasage and out her nose. the final effect of this devastating move looks like a fire breathing dragon, that is if fire was indeed a guys hot spermatoza.
that f-cking sl-t cheated on me so i gave her the fire breathing dragon while she was all over my choad.
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