Fire Danger Wank
the act of setting fire to a ‘fuse’ of lighter fluid and attempting to finish w-nking before the fire reaches your b-lls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.
tried to have a fire danger w-nk last night… all i’ll say is roasted nuts!
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