Fire in the Paint Shed
stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you’ll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. the request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the sh-gging is -ssumed.
1. (via text)
friend 1: “hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight.”
friend 2: “f-ck you man, i have dinner with candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze.”
friend 1: “candi’s a hooker, man. i don’t think she cares how you smell. only that your moneys green.”
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