fireass

everyone has a sh-tty day once in a while. fire-ss is when your -ss gets irritated by sweat activating the fecal matter left behind from a sub par wipe after sh-tting.
more common on hot summer days, fire-ss takes several hours to develope, and has different levels depending on the intensity of discomfort experienced.
” oh man, i took a sh-t this morning, and i’ve been sweating like a pig… this fire-ss is killing me. i got level three fire-ss. i’m gonna go sit in a snowbank. ”
when you go to taco bell and your smomach starts bubbling and you have m-ssive diarrhea. after you stand up and your -ss is burning, the sensation is known as “fire -ss”.
you: dude, that taco bell tasted so good last nite
me: i dunno, man it didn’t agree with me. yo, that sh-t give me fire -ss!
eating lots of spicy food then burning your -ss hole while sh-tting.
mike: “i had fire -ss the other day.”

alex: “oh did you eat an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos.”
a condition when excreting feces (taking a dump), your -n-s literally feels hot as a result of eating too much spicy food.
where is your bathroom?, i think i’m going to have some serious fire-ss after going to that all you can indian buffet
fire-ss is also known in the uk as chef’s -rs-, the result of working in hot sweaty kitchens
when i was working at the hotel i dreaded working in the kitchen then having to cycle home with a bad case of fire-ss or chef’s -rs-. (-rs- is the uk equivalent of -ss).
“amazing” or “really good”

used to describe a desired subject; often a compliment.

usually used in a sentence before the actual subject.
that’s some fire-ss pizza!

i was going to go eat with you guys, but my mom made some of her fire-ss lasagna, so i’ll p-ss.
a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their -ss as well.
look at that fire-ss over there. scorching everything he sits on.

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