Firecracker shotgun
when your sitting on the toilet (preferably after a heavy night of drinking) where you have diarrhea, you fart at precisely the exact moment the sh-t deploys from the -n-s. also occurring is a noise quit similar to a firecracker while the fart exits the eye. its starts off with very loud flatulence which occurs due to the flutter of the cheeks. it quickly turns into a whistle like sound while slowly increasing in pitch. after a brief moment of silence it ends with one more powerful blast of wind exiting the r-ct-m. all this happens in approximately 2 seconds. since the explosion exits the bowels so quickly, the fast contraction of the -n-s leaves one with a burning sensation that can only be relieved by sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with out movement.
gregor: hey man wheres cody?
rick: uhh, i think hes in the bathroom, he drank a lot last night.
gregor: uh-oh, i hope he didn’t have a firecracker shotgun.
rick: g-d help us!
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