Firehose it
peeing over the top of one’s waistband rather than through the zipper, using the p-n-s like a hose. usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.
nick: hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
john: yeah dude but i was wearing these stupid b-tton up jeans so i had to firehose it so i didnt p-ss myself
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